Noah Gehrke #Swagg;)

cracked:

Greedo:  Eating something, Solo?
Han Solo: Yes, Greedo. I was just going to feed your boss. Tell Jabba I’ve got his milk.
Greedo: It’s too late. You should have poured it when you had the chance…

AND SO ON UNTIL HAN SHOOTS GREEDO IN THE FUCKING FACE

(Source: benwarheit)

lulinternet:

topherchris:

Sexting lulinternet.

this is how you sext ur boyfie

cracked:

Dream big, Tumblr.

lisahanawalt:

How to Draw an Ear - Lisa Hanawalt

Published in The Believer

comedynerdsunited:

Comedy Therapy: Easy A

funnyordie:

NFL Week 14 Recap: Tim Tebow Single-Handedly Saves the NFL Once Again

So many games. So many compelling story lines. One scrambling savior.

bestrooftalkever:

Ok, that’s actually hilarious.

cracked:

Dogs take part in the 2011 Surfing Dog competition in California. Then one of the dogs sees God.

agentmlovestacos:

American Chrismtas Devil by Brad McGinty